Stupid and Horny in Washington ?

The news recently has featured a few different stories about politicians getting caught with their pants down. Specifically, a Congressman's wiener making it's Twitter debut and former Presidential Candidate who apparently had a sex tape of himself and his mistress while his wife was in the hospital dying of cancer.

First off, I've never taken a photograph of my "Johnson". Mr. Happy and I have been acquainted for many years and I don't need a photo to remind me what it looks like. In fact, if I ever get so fat that I can't just look down and see for myself, I'd rather be dead. That being said, and not trying to prolong the issue (pun intended), I am also pretty sure that sending out "cock shots" to co-eds or porn stars isn't a great way to score some nookie.

This man is now making some rather limp (sorry, couldn't resist) excuses about his Twitter account being hacked. He hasn't denied that it's his photo, just that he didn't send the photo. Curious....I wonder if the people in New York knew that their elected representative had a case of penile narcissism before they cast their ballot ? I wonder if they knew that he thought that he could literally troll for sex with a junk shot ? I wonder if he knew what an idiot he is for assuming that he could get away with this online. He's supposedly intelligent and should know that the internet NEVER forgets or forgives....and his own house of Congress has ensured that the internet is certainly NOT private.

As for the former Presidential Candidate, well he's another species of idiot. He had an affair. No biggie there. I'm not necessarily condoning infidelity but it does happen, it's culturally tolerated in many countries and it's the least of this particular idiots foibles.

First off, he was running for President of the USA while he was "dipping his wick". It's bad enough that his wife was at the time gravely ill with cancer. I can understand that maybe things weren't so warm between the sheets back home but c'mon buddy, she's sick and you're thinking of getting YOUR rocks off ? Sure it's stressful on the campaign trail and a bit of relaxation is called for but seriously....

Second, he got her pregnant. I know, I know, condoms "break the moment", reduce sensation and hell, she said she was on the pill right ? Someone beat this man with the stupid stick !! Those are excuses that I used when I was in Highschool....Not something I would expect from a former DA, Former Senator and now a Candidate for President....

Third, when the proverbial shit was hitting the fan, our intrepid, god fearing, morally upstanding candidate sent one of his own men out into the line of fire to claim responsibility. If you recall, the Candidate's aide claimed to be the father. That bait'n switch move worked for only a few nanoseconds and in time the Candidate had to accept his responsibility. Cue the tears, the mea culpa, the pleas for forgiveness and understanding...blah blah blah...He sent a lieutenant out there to cover for him over an illicit child, imagine what he would've done had he been elected ?

Finally, before the final act, the campaign tried to hush things down by spreading around some campaign money. Folks, that was money earmarked to help the Candidate get his message out to the people. To help convince the voters that he was the right choice for the high office of President. Like all politicians, he claimed to be honest, moral, god fearing, law abiding, responsible and wanted to convince you, the voter, that he was the best one to trust with the nuclear launch codes.

This man couldn't work a freaking condom, he was bumping uglies with a woman who was an avowed "new ager" who spoke of karma and auras and , he made a sex tape and then was surprised that it (or it's existence) made it into the hands of the courts, he bribed an aide to cover for him and is now surprised that he just got indicted ?

What is it about Washington ? They've had crack smoking Mayors who get caught on tape, go to jail and then get re-elected. They've got Presidents who don't define a blowjob as a sex act, Congressmen who tweet pictures of their peckers to strangers in the hopes of getting laid, and Candidates for high office who think they're just smart enough to fuck around while preaching that we shouldn't ?

Is it the water in D.C ? Is it the air ? Maybe something in the food supply ? Or could it be that like any other major political centre around the world, it's little more than a clusterfuck of self-important, egotistical, power hungry and hypocritical assholes ? It's the smell of bullshit see....it dulls the mind and god knows, there's enough bullshit in D.C to leave everyone with an IQ of 40.

SRW