Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Top 5 Reasons to stay in bed today

(in no particular order)

1. Egypt, Egypt and more Egypt. Mubarak won't step down and instead releases his goons on what was a peaceful protest. Israel helps him re-arm and the west sits idly by like a deer in the headlights.

2. Snow-mageddon - Canadians just call it a storm (ok, a big one) and we just slap on the snow tires, grab a Tim Horton's double-double and get on with the day. The American's see this as the beginning of the Rapture.

3. Britney Spears can't do her own dancing it seems. Yet people will flock to watch her new video and she'll rake in another $20 Million. Not bad for the Butterball Babe from the Bayou (I actually hope that's not her...Funny though)

4. Charlie Sheen's self-destructive binging is now costing the crew of his TV show their paycheques. Yet he's dropping big $$$ to be treated at home. What do you wanna bet that Hollywood and TV audiences forgive and welcome him back after his latest mea-culpa ?

5. EPA to limit rocket fuel in tap water ? You're fuckin' serious ? Ummm...I don't even know what kind of picture does this little nugget any justice. Here goes.

There's tons of other reasons to hide under the covers today but now I've gone and shot my whole mood to shit. Especially flaming, rocket propelled water...that was the clincher for me. 

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